As a BMW enthusiast, ah fuck it this so boring.

Jesus bro, I have a 130,000 mile, salvage-title 335xi. Calm down.

This one’s easy.

Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

*camera sags down, stops looking through viewfinder, looks up instead*

And Michigan still sucks!

No, you’re just an even more humorless fuck.

It’s the ghost of a car accident on turn 4!

Classic case of he-said, she-said, folks!

Yelp!!

Chris Evans’ career

Caked on food is the best, and soap on cast iron is totally fine.

Caked on food is the best, and soap on cast iron is totally fine.

Please be aware that TP-Link customer service is horrific and they do not “technically” support latest Mac OS X releases. Ask them. They’ll tell you they don’t.

Please be aware that TP-Link customer service is horrific and they do not “technically” support latest Mac OS X…

Relax, she’s just rolling her nuts off.

If that bitch isn’t a dead ringer for Joffrey Baratheon, I don’t know who is.

How much you’d sell the car for? $1,000?

They made this car just to embarrass Faraday.

Looks like one of the darkies made it past the cotton field. Call the helicopters!

TIME TO INVEST IN MIRRORS!

This is still one of the funniest moments in the Johnny Manziel saga coverage, courtesy of Bleacher Report.