Has sort of a fat, Asian Kim Jong-Un thing going on.

I’ll buy that for a peso!

When will you stupid cunts fix Kinja? Jesus motherlovin’ Christ.

*snorts some heroin*

“Because UEFA only has jurisdiction on what happens inside the stadium, any future potential violence that takes place out on the streets will not trigger the disqualification”

Yikes, you are a moron.

Simple - they’re blonde.

Yo in all seriousness, what kind of car does he drive?

Somebody literally said “What’s the Napster?” to me the other day..

I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard to a Deadspin comments thread.

Good call bro. Each network should only have 5-10 TV shows with names that date back to the 60's.

In his defense, what the fuck was the goalie thinking passing the ball to him.

Fuck it I am so rooting for the Kings next season!

Hennessey is the Johnny Manziel of the tuning world.

Look I don’t understand why this is so complicated. It’s one thing to take a relatively obscure car show and turn it into “literally the best car show ever made.” Great. It’s another thing to take “literally the best car show ever made,” kick off the talent that made that show what it is, pretend it’s still “Top Gear”…

Yeah, I’m going to let you talk to yourself after this, because I get the feeling Kinja is really important to you. I was responding to someone else’s comment about “the expectation of instant gratification;” if you feel the first episode was as great as the previous incarnation of Top Gear, then greaaaaaaaaaat.

Right, according to my backasswards logic, the impetus to making a shitty sequel to a great movie is the same thing as perpetuating a shitty franchise. You clearly weren’t skullfucked hard enough in middle school.

Then don’t call the show Top Gear. There may have been other reboots; doesn’t mean this one was justified, other than the hope that it would live up to the previous incarnation and thus provide “instant gratification.”

You are the bomb sir thank you

Can somebody please just tell me where to find Top Gear so I can watch it? Thanks.