I think he was hoping to get that pussy.

It’s pretty sad some chick totally missed her beating.

Congratulations on beating the Raptors, surely now this Cavs team can go down in history as one of the greatest dynasties in all of sports.

Anna Merlan everybody! This rat is definitely not leaving the sinking ship xoxoxoxo thanks for protecting me i owe you my life

Stepping down from president to chancellor is just about the whitest thing I’ve heard all day.

Is “show pending” an example of bullshit corporate lingo?

I don’t think there’s anything more bullshit than Kinja. Your broken “show pending” commenting system has really fractured your community and given your “writers” a wildly out-of-character sense of entitlement.

It’s funny because of faggots.

ROB. MAN. FRED.

Rob Manfred?! Who the fuck is that?!?

Wow, thanks for clearing that up - you’re a fucking idiot.

You still have a job here? LOL.

Preeeetty sure nobody is confused by the lack of the late call and if anything, fuck-ups like this only make more people tune into a hockey series they otherwise would not give a shit about. Case in point.

If only Sheryl Swoopes was the coach, this never would have happened. Damn whitey

this is a new loyola even for sheryl

Wow, a misogynist cunt with tits, what will mother nature think of next

Preeeetty sure Dwight Howard is actually Dave Chappelle.

More like... JOHNNY “EIGHTBALL”

bro