We’re basically moving into Arya territory. Each night, we go to bed reciting the enemies that wronged us, and whom we wish to die.

Better yet, Bannon DUIs straight into the wall of ICE HQ DC. How fucking poetic would that be?

“Denied access” is a joke, really, only slightly less of a joke than Spicer’s briefings have been. Being denied the ability to ask questions he won’t answer isn’t a big deal.

I’m glad that the Trump administration doesn’t realize that every time they make a move like this, it’s like voluntary squirting blood into an enclosed tank filled with ravenously hungry sharks.

Dear Everyone in the Universe

Who picks these Double Creatures anyway? There are other creatures than just cats and dogs.

That America is being taken down by a combination of celebrity worship and petulant whiteness is a pretty good argument in favor of a god who loves ironic punishments.

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

He also said “bigly” a few times.

I will be doing so obsessively. Thank you.

Not only would it “perfect” if he won, I want to see how “Hitler-y” he’d become. I mean, first he’d have to get rid of his wife, er, daughter Ivanka, because of the conversion and what not. Then his son-in-law, grandchildren, various staffers, his “doctor,” (Dr. Doobie), Melania (because she’s from one of the bad…

The doctors are still trying to figure out how a collection of hubris, hate and stupidity managed to assume something akin to human form.

• Tom Cruise has been “banned” from having more Botox so that his character in the upcoming Mummy reboot looks “more rugged.”

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