At first glance I thought it might be magnesium, but that’s an extraordinarily flammable metal to have in the cockpit of your bespoke Ferrari.

But I bet you don’t give two shits when Al Gore or AOC hop on a private jet to fly to some climate change conference, and then jump in a limo that gets single-digit MPG to drive them around whatever town said conference is held in.

James is right... and ambushing two police officers sitting in their car and shooting them in their faces is most assuredly wrong, by any standard.

How do I get eyes like that?

I’ll go to my grave insisting that Altered States is one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever made.

Yeah, it’s pretty frightening to think we might soon be living in a society where internal combustion and red meat are banned, the police no longer exist, and a senile career politician has access to the most advanced nuclear arsenal on the planet.

Wow, that brings back memories.

I don’t think this is from a movie, but I HATE open staircases.

Clearly, he hasn’t read much Chuck Palahniuk.

If having sex is “work”, you’re not doing something right.

Fuck paying for sex, seems to me that BICOUPLE needs to find another couple like them, so that hubby can get with the dude and wifey can get with the chick. NEWSFLASH: there are places to look for these people online.

This.

Is “hopes” your pet name for your penis?

PROTIP: Don’t live your life surrounded by people involved in the drug trade and your chances of being killed by police drop immensely.