LMAO@ OMG THE RUSSIANS ARE STEALING THE ELECTION AGAIN!!!11!!!!!!111!

Yep, just like all those violent riots and looting that happened when right-wingers took to the streets after Obama’s two election wins...

Sorry, but am I supposed to find two 30-something women playing two 13-year-old girls funny?

Still celebrating, Harron?

Nah, you keep it to ease the pain of that burn I put on you.

So you just got those braces off then. Congrats, maybe you’ll get to kiss a girl someday.

Laugh it up, Allison.

Look, I’ve spotted the poor who is butthurt that he can’t afford to drive a new BMW.

Because rules only work when both sides agree to follow them, and the GOP has made it pretty clear they don’t give a fuck, when there’s a chance to grab or consolidate power, they will take it.

I think the truth here is simple. The manual commuter car is dead, killed by capitalism’s never-ending crusade of making the textures of life somewhat more comfortable

Yep, lotta lesbians in Oregon.

Spoken like a person with a boring-as-fuck car.

After you sin, you can hop back in the car and drive 2 short miles to repent!

Jesus Christ, Alex...

No, just go on living your life as an insufferable prick. Seems to be working out great for you thus far. With your sunny attitude, I’m sure you’ve got lots of friends and you’re super fun at parties.

You obviously care, or you wouldn’t have taken time out of your day to claim otherwise.