And you are going to fucking prison.

The gold is tacky as fuck if he’s trying to echo the flag

Pretty easy to understand why someone who writes for the decaying carcass of the former Gawker Media Group would complain about Air Force One’s new paint job...

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRT

#WhatDoesThisHaveToDoWithKobe

So will she be able to play in the WNBA one day?

He doesn’t appear to know what he’s arguing, but knows he wants to argue.

One is an aircraft, one is a spacecraft.

It’s not a “criteria”, buddy, it’s just a simple fact. No matter what its ground speed, a Boeing 747 is a subsonic aircraft. That’s another simple fact.

Guess you never read the tale of the Tortoise and the Hare when you were a kid...

No one claimed the airplane wasn’t going faster than the speed of sound, as it clearly was, indicated by the time it took to travel a certain distance. What was stated was that it didn’t break the sound barrier, which is accurate, as there is a specific set of circumstances that are required to create a sonic boom…

Is the other 20% because you just enjoy making Mark Zuckerberg even richer by allowing him to mine your personal data?

MY STRUGGLE IS WAY WORSE THAN YOUR STRUGGLE

Today I learned that the racists who write for The Root can be racist against other black people.

Hey, don’t feel the need to “Return” to the USA once you experience how carefree and magical life is back in the Motherland.

LMAO@ ignorants who somehow think fucking South Africa is more racially enlightened than the United States. I doubt most of you are even old enough to remember when Apartheid was an actual thing and Mandela was in prison for being a political enemy of the State.

Yaaaaaaaawn.

If you grew up as kids together? Pretty much.

he gets Laura back at the end via a combination of convenience and circumstance, but not much growth on his part.