On behalf of white people everywhere, I apologize that most of us can’t cook worth a shit.

The window stickers are notoriously unreliable indicators of what the car comes with

Guess the ‘peephole into the girls’ shower’ scene in Porky’s also couldn’t get made today.

Guess you’ve never seen any of the teen sex movies of the 80s...

Yeah, my boner said the same.

fucking idiot ≠ artist

Almost no one needs to be changing their oil every 5,000 miles in a modern automobile.

Fuck off, Bernie Bro.

If he was only looking at pictures of 18-21 year old girls, then he wasn’t looking at child porn, by definition.

but also evidence that he had a big collection of child pornography “sorted in a folder directory he labeled ‘Bad Stuff.’”

WHATABOUTISM

Came here for this comment, not leaving disappointed.

Belgians also speak Flemish.

I hope all you tiresome, whining snowflakes do mass suicide when Trump wins a second term.

You first, snowflake.

Calling bullshit.

And of course, you “journalists” checked to make sure that 100% of this Georgia State Trooper class was white, right?

You’re a racist.

Trust me when I tell you that Falcons fans were not at all sorry to see him leave Atlanta.