I think we’re all well aware of what happens when old money doesn’t buy subarus and old trucks...

The oldest money cars? Old Subarus and Defenders. You don’t get to pass your riches on to the kids if you blow it on fancy cars.

Confirmed.

Is David OK? Is he still employed? This jeep in particular is one of his favorite things.

I’ve seen ads on TV. That’s not a Buick, hence, it’s obviously a Buick.

This is part of a future dream catcher sequel that we’ll never get around to reading.

Good job. You get it, and you get the star, too.

Didn’t we resolve this yesterday? It’s either 300 or 420. Every other amount of horsepower is wrong.

It’s probably because he thinks it’s like electrons that can just get moved around as many times as they need to.

I used to take advantage of the trunk of my WRX wagon as a tailgate. It wasn’t totally level like it would be for a truck or SUV, but it was good enough.

Find all of the cats in your local trees.

This is so true. I see a G class 4x4 squared over there all of the time, and all I can think is that the driver probably thinks they need the ground clearance and 4WD because he lives in Michigan...

Michael Bay would do this.

I used to own an 04 WRX wagon. I miss that car so much. It survived me for a decade and then got totaled in the polar vortex a few years back.

Yuma, Az. If you don’t drive with the top down in the summer, you are a poser.

If it could be done, then hackers could find a way to do it, too, even if they had to manually break in and attach something to the OBD-II port controlled by radio or 4G.

Justin Time? It looks like he’s late today.

*facepalm*

Not the Nissan, look at the van next to it.

Elio should make this.