Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Coincidentally, Lonely Master was 2/3 of my high school nickname.

“To the death?”

Reporter: Kevin, you read social media. Obviously, you’re aware of the rum...

He’s like the Barry Bonds of basketball, except without any of the likable qualities. 

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

I pretty much threw my hands up and said "I'm done" before changing it to an "Everybody Loves Raymond" reruns. The officiating really broke me this year

oh, i dunno, i’m sorta with zach on this one...and i’m not even sure he’s the best member of the receiving corps, much less ‘the most powerful man in the world,’ brah.

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”