this kid is old enough to know what he’s doing and it looks like his mother is encouraging it

(Dat means they been trying more den 4ever)

Chase Utley is my favorite baseball player of all time. He didn’t do this. He’s too busy getting old and saving puppies. You guys have a good team, relax. It could be a rib injury or oblique or something.

still only 2 points.

Tim Burke typing up this post

Stupid bench overreaction. So tired at this point.

That is very clearly not a crossover.

I love how deadspin always refers to black athletes as “fun.”

It’s a lot easier to react to sports things and write about them than it is to know anything about sports.

At least he seems to give a shit and watch the games. I doubt the Kronkes even realize they still own the Nuggets.

I am not a Mavericks fan, but Cuban’s comments on NBA officiating are right on.

Cities change, it’s not that hard to believe. The lovely parks and museum district (that’s the Field Museum, Soldier Field, the Adler Planetarium and the Shedd Aquarium) east of the IC/Metra line were once a cesspool for a larger train yard (which you can still see still existed in part in Adventures in Babysitting…

It looks like a giant joint.

Somebody get him some weed. Today fuckin sucked.

Prognosis, not diagnosis.

Fuuuuuuuuck +1

I bet he's REALLY gonna want coaches to cut him short on sideline interviews now

In a very clear cut case of murder, where is no chance of getting the wrong person...I’m perfectly fine with this.

and he still hasn’t been suspended a single game by the NFL, unbelievable!

With Notre Dame having gone 5-1 against Duke since joining the ACC, you may need to reasses who is whose “daddy” in that relationship.