I solved it by lining up metal weapons on the floor, because I somehow missed that the chest was metal and thus missed the “intended” way you’re supposed to solve it.

That electric weapon trick was exactly how I first solved that puzzle, and it didn’t occur to me until after that I was “supposed” to move the block around. Love that this game is full of stuff like that.

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

If it was in the game when it was released and needs skill to pull it out, it wasn’t an exploit. Taking out advanced maneuvers makes mario kart less competitive... Thank you casuals.

I mean... maybe just have a hard look at your life choices...?

glad they found a backer, as opposed to making super cuts to their roster to accommodate a new venue.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

Go fuck yourself.

If he thinks the Sacramento media folks (pussycats, the lot of them) are out to get him, wait till he gets his trade to a real media market.

It’s crazy that people still don’t know about these sub-blogs. They aren’t exactly new or anything, but people never miss a chance to complain about them even though no one forced our put-upon friend here to click on it.

Because Foxtrot Alpha is a sister blog site that gets tagged to Jalopnikon occasion. It should be as the U.S. Government routinely behaves in manners that affect the automobile market.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are joking right?

Of course Durant is having a career year; what am I, simple?

Pop > Phil

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.

My wife doesn’t pay $24.56 million per year for me to wipe my ass thoroughly.

I’ve spent my career working in IT. Phil seems like every boss I’ve ever had who insisted on trying to use technology twenty years out of date to solve a problem that he didn’t really understand.

Glad that’s settled. Now I can go back to trying to program the VCR. It’s Matlock Marathon Wednesday.

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.