Re: the boyfriend who blows up...

Very specific party:
“The Band Played On” by Moxy Fruvous

>Be that as it may

Why did your parents fight with the teacher?

Yes! And a vase, and YOU put them in the vase so your host doesn’t have to stop what they’re doing and get their hands wet.

I know right? Yet somehow I still don’t want it. Bring me back as a dog or something. Where can I get one of those orders?

Maybe “zoom out” your focus toward teaching problem-solving strategies appropriate to unfamiliar settings, e.g. pick an action, try it, note the result, look for connections/patterns, perhaps do the next thing, try it... Empower them to spend some time experimenting and effectively teaching themselves. In the…

She might have had a favorite mirror, close to her favorite locker where her stuff was already stored. Old people, strong habits

Adorable. No.

I read this article and I just have one question for the author:

Where can people safely dispose of older printers, laptops, etc.?

If their strategy is selling a large quantity of vehicles rather than inflating the price of a small fraction of that quantity of vehicles, then yes - they’ll give you a quote online. It worked for us... eventually.

Came here to post exactly this. As in, folks need to calm right on down about this. Also, I have a sister named Nancy.

But we all know women love that

I love a man with a stupid haircut and a neckbeard which are a-okay but only because I say they are. It also makes me an extra good human because I give him a pass, so, yay for me. Guys, don’t you ever for a single second feel like your stupid haircut makes you “less than”! (At least to me... I can’t speak for…

Right? When your kid’s about to slide face-first down the steepest sledding hill, maybe don’t say, “When you slam into somebody and break your neck, it might give them a bruise.”

My midwife sewed me up crooked - as in, for the last 16 years I’ve had a tiny flap of extra skin right at my butthole, requiring extra post-poo maintenance in the form of baby wipes. (Sexy!) My impression is that if you tear a lot, the repair process isn’t exactly a precision operation. For that matter, you could say…

1860 house, fieldstone foundation, dirt floor in the main part of the basement. We built an extension/addition in 1997. The stone foundation may be less than level (to put it mildly) but the poured concrete foundation for the addition is the only part of the basement that seeps groundwater in a heavy rain. My feeling…

Yes. With a “save the date” for several weeks out. On the other side of the country from me.

And the basement of Cochran Chapel’s been a gender-neutral space for a long, long time. You don’t need to worry. These kids are too busy to have sex.