Damn! Someone needs to sign up for the football team in fall!

Then I misunderstood you. Sorry.

Don’t break out the champagne yet, BFIB people. This sucks hardcore, but he’s one on an All-Star roster. It’s survivable.

“What makes you bad”

It was worst to best.

She’s not bad looking.

I suspect that this answers your question from earlier today, Ms. Moskovitz; the local media probably knew nothing was going to happen anyhow.

Yup. The current attitude of “We can do WHATEVER WE WANT!!” is in spades here.

I might be wrong, but Alice kind of comes across as the type of libertarian Xer/millennial who can’t stand the thought of any authority over her.

Those laws exist precisely because “unlawful” is too murky for them ever to be used.

What’s your team? I can guarantee that I can find a similar gif of their fans. There’s a huge subset of NFL fans that are either fratboys or trailer trash, and no team is immune to having some of them.

Eh, I can see kids getting scared of that.

This is why trials need to be held. I honestly can’t form an opinion about this until I hear what exactly happened. If he just hit her for no reason, then he’s a mad dog of a person who needs to be in jail and you are absolutely right. If he was defending the woman he was with though, then he didn’t “look for an…

People, stop for a second and think about how well a giant rattlesnake would go over with little kids.

The name is awesome, but such a mascot would be...less than kid-friendly.

Written at 3:48 am on a Thursday.

Huh. Will you look at that. One of our starters got carted out and your team still got their fucking asses spanked.

Oh, it’s you again.

There’s a Chicago team that will be in a lot of highlights this year...

Agreed. There are fans that test our belief in humanity, but that guy is not one of them.