Unfortunately, the Cardinals—God what an appropriate color-name for a Bruce Arians-coached team!—are too good for that to happen.

Fuck you—I now have “Hey now, you’re a rockstar” in my head.

Belichick reminds me of Admiral Ernest King. He seems devoid of charm and humanity, but his reputation with the ladies says otherwise.

Everyone is being an asshole here.

Yeah. Because “too much intelligence” is a problem that modern Americans are burdened with.

I love football. I am a football fan. Football is my favorite sport.

Oh ok.

Oh ok.

To be fair, it’s not like puke and Milwaukee-brewed beer are incredibly dissimilar.

Smart people are talking. Shut the fuck up and get back to the fry station, you worthless sack of shit.

I think we’re using two different definitions of the word “thug”.

Drug money. He was arrested in 2014.

This is why no matter how left-wing I am, I can never conform to the entire left-wing paradigm. This man needs to be executed.

“What is the atomic weight of gold?"

Sarcasm is like a 2017 Jaguar F-Pace.

The story fails to mention that he also was arrested in 2014.

“A sweet lifted truck”

And it’s simple: The Amendment keeps us from taking away guns from people like this psychotic piece of shit while allowing sane people like hunters and home defenders to have them. It does this by including everyone in a simple blanket statement.

I like how you’re going to die in the same trailer park that you currently live in.

No involuntary quartering of troops in private homes? Who even gives a shit about that one?

Nevermind. I just saw your posting history.