Yup.

Look at Dexter Fowler.

“In the South, domestic abuse doesn’t happen.”

“For those who somehow want to watch football on a big screen”

People also tend to be home for a Thursday night.

They’re North Carolina white people. They want to go home and get busy. Just like they did when they were 11.

Um. I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but they’re ALL pricks.

Jesus, Deadspin.

Guys, guys! You’re forgetting the important thing!

Eh, I think the Hittites were a 3 point favorite.

Heh. I know this is a joke, but actual gambling addicts...don’t try this, seriously. They’ll pick you up for illegal betting too.

Okay, given that you seem like one of the thousands-if-not-millions of Texans which have to suffer living with the stereotype, I can quit being a dick and give you a break.

.....Actually, if you want to be loosely defined enough to include historical influences in fiction, that may as well be England.

...Does Jalopnik have articles about food from Trader Joe’s? I’m guessing not.

Keep in mind that we were hunter-gatherers for 500,000 years. That’s plenty of time for local knowledge of what to avoid to accrue, without anyone or anything being sacrificed for the knowledge.

It’s been the Age of Trump at Wal-Mart since 1996.

I suspect that they keep using the celebrity card because the celebrity card works far more often than we know.

“While watching 24 year old Marcus Stroman”

You live in Texas. You already support it with your tax dollars.

The PC policy exists so Linda McMahon can seek public office. Needless to say, her two public failures since the policy’s inception have done nothing to amend the McMahon delusion that it will happen.