I’ll be honest: Your arguments are very compelling.

Look dude, I’d love to support Sanders. But Jesus Christ, the Republicans have been demeaning Obama for years by calling him a socialist. What makes you think that a SELF-CONFESSED socialist can get elected President?

Rome, 100 BCE.

Jesus Christ, NFL....accept that CTE exists, and put your McDuck-vaukts of money to work on at least trying to look for an answer.

I know. It’s fucking amazing how many people seem to think that business magnates aren’t corrupt as fuck.

So the answer to campaign finance reform is “Plutocrats”?

Someone’s going to be manning the fry oil at a Portland Ore, Burger King soon...

Sure thing, Buzz Killington.

“History will remember the aughts as America’s break from empathy”

I noticed some of the things in the “China” bubble: Education, Science, Economy.

Hear come the butthurt Buckeye fans.

And France used to be a world power in the 18th century.

How can Jed York effectively wear silk? What with being made of shit, and all...

As opposed to your major of....

But dialogue got it in place to fall. And sorry to break it to you conservafuck, but JP 2 deserves more credit than Bonzo’s Bitch, who actually postponed the fall of the Soviet Union with his grain exports.

It’s called “the decade leading up to that”. Cause and effect.

Cue the morons who will use this as an excuse to talk about how horrible Obama is in doing this, even though neither Clinton or Trump can go anywhere in this country without a protestor.

Why whoever could you mean??!?

Get well, Craig.