The problem is she doesn't accept guys not eating her out. Its not a like or dislike thing, she literally wants to punish the men she dates in the future for the jerks shes dated in the past. She's an ass, and I wouldn't date her

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

The best reason for not making jokes about PMS-rage, I ever heard, was a theory, that the mood swings are caused by women's androgen (testosterone, androstenedione etc.) levels or ratio (can't remember the details - endocrinology is crazy complicated) briefly approached men's, so basically when women are acting…

Many women experience a bout of diarrhea at the beginning and end of their cycle. Hello and goodbye. Aloha!

I see white and gold. I can see blue if we're talking about light blue. I see no black on the dress.

#NotAllMarchmen

Read this while eating mint chocolate chip ice cream. I think the fact that she stated more than once that it was just pumkin seed and no fecal matter made it bearable. I mean, I'm glad she's alive, but pumpkin ass-shards sounds more painful than gross!

I am troubled that I don't find this the grossest story. What's wrong with me? Am I secretly super mega gross and nothing else comes close? I need counseling!

as an avid podcast listener, I'm avoiding this serial bullshite like the plague. Endless hours of amazing comedy content available for years but just like anything else, the genre exploded over something the hipster world spread about a false imprisonment which doesn't necessarily have proof the guy was wrongfully…

At least he didn't lose the hand.

What reasonable term could we use to replace it with?

Only ice cubes I've ever been impressed by—frozen coffee ice cubes, so your iced coffee doesn't get watered down. These "artisanal" cubes are bullshit.

Let me get this straight. I pay an extra dollar so you can put something in my cocktail that I can't taste?

People who pay for "artisanal" ice cubes are the same kind of assholes who buy an aged, beautifully cooked $40 dollar steak and then cover it in ketchup.

Had an awful crush on this fellow actor in college. He was a Senior, I was a Soph. We played opposite each other in a play and did the flirty, "Hey, I like you" thing. He was very popular, so I ASSUMED he'd had girlfriends/sexy time before. We made out in his dorm room for a bit and things were progressing…when he…

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

This is ridiculous. He's saying if you were in a black neighborhood, Lasonia could be a girl's name, but in an italian restaurant you would be referring to the food and thus it would be Lasagna. The "black people are stupid" is something you've read into it yourself and is not the point of the joke. He removed the…

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