I’m pretty sure Level 5 is Skynet.  Then we’re all hosed.

Brothers Skunky Musk and Jovan Musk aren’t being asshats.  They were probably adopted.

Growing up in central Illinois we had a dessert we called Green Stuff.  It had lime jello, cool whip, crushed pineapple and cottage cheese.  We didn’t call it a salad but it was yummy.

He who dies with the most free HF stuff wins!

I’m pretty sure she had a penis.

Oyster dressing... Yum!

Seeger used to crawl under the cars to help me change the oil. I miss that boy!

I would have thought it would be Righty or Lefty.

The hold-on-but-wait-why-is-it-still-going-oh-shit-I-better-hold-on self-perpetuating cycle of fuckuppery is a brutal one, and you can almost feel the poor bastard’s brain trying to process the two conflicting impulses, like an evil supercomputer an the verge of exploding as it deals with being told “this statement…

That is a truly depressing story. You tried to talk them out a self inflicted wound, but as you said, it was ultimately their choice.

Take your star sir... you earned it!

Our pots and pans were taking up too much cabinet space so I explained to Mrs Pew that a pot rack would open up a lot of space and actually look good in our kitchen. She had her doubts but 15 years later we still love the convenience of the pot rack.

Spatchcock your turkey and cook it on the Traeger. It’s the best way I’ve found to cook whole turkeys.

Yes, it sucks the first time you’re asked.  Now that I’m 56 I like the discounts I can get.

As will we all.

Color commentary: John Deere Mean.

Be careful or you’ll have Kenneth Copeland praying for your ruination.

That was The Choirboys.

I complete agree. Ethanol gas sucks in small power equipment. I won’t put it in my scooters either.

If your mower has a metal tank, keep it full of gas over the winter to prevent condensation and rust.