This is the internet, you dont get insulted you get triggered. In this case the trigger words were "Fat, stupid, and douche nozzle (implied)"

The story is "shut your fat stupid face or Ill shut it for you 5: the revenge of the face shutter"

Are you sure you dont mean cinematic force majeure cinematic giant movie 43?

only because the cannons really slowed down the horse hordes.

Hello, I have a pirated version of my butt I need a crack for thanks in advance

Cheney doesent have puppets he has shadow minions risen from the terrifying depths

I think you mean

Holy fuck take that mid 1900's entertainment industry

every time he does it?

Psh, come back when you have some real stars like Paul Blart

"God I want them not to get married so bad… ungh ugh oh baby, ok heres $14.95"

Zombies: The Boardgame : The Movie: where the most famous cast member is dolly grip 3

Why, was Amy Schumer not available? Did she not like the snacks?

what you need… is an icebreaker. YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They are going to rename it Chris Kattan instead and base the game around clubbing.

Id only trade for Boardwalk and Park place. Yahtzee. Or checkmate, I dont even know what game we're playing, does he have blond hair and glasses? Youll get caught up in the crossfire in the library with the candlestick, Mr. Bucket dont break the ice!

They could do an adaptation of the Xbox Live version of uno.. which was just people showing their penis on kinnect with a card game visualization.

It will be a hardcore Hex romp.

AV Club, youre dead to me.

This would have been nice to know *before* the blowjob, dick.