Hahaha what a story Mark!

Dairy Queen usually has some hotties at the counter so that would be choice number 1, Panda Express right after for almost identical Asian reasons.

Nice observation you forgot to tell a joke there Seinfeld.

The BrAvengers!

Stupid like a fox!

Theres only one way to post this many supercuts, Practice.

Oh no, you dont understand, daddy just needs to get his rocks off. #anustart

PR Move? It worked for Mr. Burns!

you make it sound so black… and white.

Cubs fan will never be a culture sadsack.

#cilantrogate

Hey this rest stop bathroom belongs to me just as much as it does you.

Wakka Wakka!

he's been in 18 movies since lunch.

Extree Extree White whines wildly while willful wacky wants writeup works wantonly.

Half of the jokes below will only be appropriate in 2 and 6 years respectively, please come back then.

In a game where the goal is to become the biggest richest asshole on the planet Ill take the Battleship, IE the death yacht, over your petty little rolls royce.

Originally when you built a hotel on broadway the proletariat dragged your fat cat ass off to the guillotine.

you know they let you volunteer now.

DONT YOU DARE JUDGE MY PARENTING