Wieners, wieners wieners, wieners wieners

I would be happy to take a turing test, let us start with human questions!

Well, while you were doing that did you drink purple stuff……or SUNNY D?!?!

Holy shit internet, I love the Thing too, lets hang out.

All we need are these gorillas to take care of the anti-vaxxers, then boom, winter.

I've got a compelling reason to get vaccines: Just do it dumbshit your reasons not to are dumb and you're dumb just fucking get the vaccines you moron.

I dunno what I was expecting when I played that video but I wish I had turned the volume down because how do you explain Quaid to coworkers under the best of circumstances?

#ellenpage #super #notallsidekicks

whose were they?

He wasn't so much angsty as he was a socially awkward mentally unstable science experiment.

Is that really fair? Its a Sqenix published game not a squenix developed game, it has as much to do with their in house titles as.. well I was going to say Tomb Raider but thats first party now so.. it has even less relation to squenix than Hitman. Also this is in the pacific northwest, which is like the polar…

Damnit Dad what did I tell you about posting on the AVClub.

Unite the Sexes: Tampax Red Bull cooperative "Gives you wings" slogan

All of those things are way outside my diet.

I don't get it, all I did was dress up as a ghost for a little interview humor and he ran away! *takes off ghost hood, scratches head*

Yeah but there's nothing in that new set of problems that a bit of murder couldnt solve! Added bonus, home owners have much more garage space for weed wackers, axes, shotguns, rat poison, bladed strapons, hockey masks, etc. Plus, the tax benefit!

According to my Far Side calendar today is Jun 12th 1996 so I'm not quite sure I get this.

I married a Korean woman to cut down paperwork and overhead on having a non white child. Plus, Asian kids are cute, they are the Cadillac of children.

A smart person would say "Maybe you could eventually be the Executive Vice President of Petty Pedantry"

Aimlessly wandering Iowa after the freedom summit, unable to navigate without being able to tell which way Russia is.