Put that away, does this look like a wake to you?!

that's a name you musn't touch!

So this is human music huh? I like it.

I call it a kaiser blade.

Blatantly so:

HE IS VIOLATING THE TWITTER SOCIAL CONTRACT, PUNISH HIM

You tell us

Jingoism is alive and well in America, hell if anything Id say its worse than it has been in a long time.

Eh, No Peg.

Im laughing

As opposed to those of us who suck a specific goose.

I think I can guess what C is for and thats good enough for me.

Play your cards right and you are doing both at the same time!

Ditto, but their ideas are probably pretty accurate.

Id rather concentrate on more relevant technologies such as improved dueling banjos and high efficiency smoke machines.

Commenting on the AV Club?

Hello god, its me Irony.

Is that the disease where you insist that little boys not sleep in your bed?

*slowly meticulously types "Internet.com" with one finger, adjusts glasses and moistens mouth*

Yes, lets all be fair to the pencil. #pencilgate