Thar, she blows.

I hope you waited at least four hours after My Dinner With Andre before Swimming to Cambodia.

Hollywood money.

Just a C+? Even with all that sweet, sweet sonic product placement?

Yyyyyyyup.

Too obvious for Jim Carrey? Or the American public?

Genuine question: why wasn't it called 'Chris Almighty'? And why was the sequel not called 'Evan Above'? Too obvious?

Stop trying to make 'upcoming' happen.

A thick patty of ennui smothered in a rich sauce of indifference sandwiched between two slices of weltschmerz and a dash of post-millenial angst.

People, people.

'Problematic' is the new 'flawed'.

Truly, you are the voice of raisins.

He can be two bastards.

Uh-uh-UHHHH, uh UHH, uhuhuhuhuhhhhh!

'Resign' in the sense of 'stick around for up to 10 months, giving him plenty of time to shred a lot of paper/practice those backroom deals but this time with the Feds'.

Ah, Fifa's Voldemort.

Oh, the gillt.

Well, it's a pretty big positive…

Excellent.

After two (of course) LITTs and maybe a couple (of course) of B52s, I apparently once told a girl I was trying to chat up that she was like Canada - a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.