itcanbetwothings--disqus
It can be two things
itcanbetwothings--disqus

*Nods sagely, drinks socially acceptable Long Island ice tea*

Cocaine-heroin-fluoxetine-antihistamine-marijuana is a hell of drug (cocktail).

… just the tip?

Two dangerous, shitty things.

See now you're just confusing things.

Both curious and weird.

I've read the first five. No.

Here's $360,000. I want a 25-page treatment on my desk my Thursday lunchtime. I smell a franchise…

You give some people a Mitterand they take a kilometre.

It's not a D'estainguished profession.

Surely, I jested.

"Cannes? Deephan? My! Heels - you're right, baby" - Jay Kay

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE CORG IS COOKING?"

"If he's been drinking aquavit, you must acquit."

It can be… you know the rest.

That's…not a coin.

Favorheatism? Nah.

"I want my motherfucking self in this montherfucking film."

"I want my motherfucking self in this montherfucking film."

Two times as super!