Shut the fuck up and take the mound for your trash team, kid.

You spelled black wrong.

This is what our divided nation needs to bring us together. We can all agree on one thing: fuck everyone else’s team.

If you ever tell me a speech ends in the best way possible, and then force me to sit through a 30 second Totinos ad to see it, the video better end with Ken Griffey, Jr. giving me a topless handjob to make it worth those 30 seconds.

Now if only Cena would deliver it this convincingly

In Bud’s defense, he is a terrible pitcher.

“If you throw that fastball as straight as an arrow and lay it right over the middle of the plate, your liable to watch it fly all the way out of the ballpark.”

It’s been fine on my computer but super buggy on my phone lately...