Best of all, the announcer is annoyed that Gordon's risking his precious racing feet to race outside of NASCAR.

Maybe they should have consulted Chevy and put the Volt drivetrain in it. It would be much more efficient that way.

If you're not familiar with NBA refs then why are you questioning anything? You basically just admitted you have no fucking clue what you're talking about, and yet you'll comment anyway.

"Less editorializing, more straight reporting"

Good. Fuck him.

Man these helmets are so great looking.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Those who take "Why Your Team Sucks" seriously are the same clods who think the "Stephen Colbert" character was a real conservative.

I enjoyed the speech even though I'm a Washington Husky fan

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

Like the Coliseum?

Yup.

God Damnit.

Fucking spineless Rams organization.

I'm baffled by the bowtie in all getups that are not actual real-deal tuxedos. Wearing a bowtie with any outfit other than an actual tuxedo is like wearing a sign that says I AM A SMARMY DWEEB WHO WILL CORRECT YOUR USAGE.

As a long time Nebraska fan I have to say this is completely spot on. I was talking to my dad who still attends games. My view is that the "ship has sailed" in numerous ways. It was completely against the odds that Nebraska became a football powerhouse and thus it makes sense that when a few of the factors that made…

None of this will work for me, as I will just get there the same way I do in GTA5. Lets just say the locals will not be amused.

If Missy Franklin is willing to pass up on money from the Olympics to maintain her amateur status, more power to her- I have no problem with that, anyone talented enough deserves the chance to race in college. Certainly she's better than this runner, however there are some fairly simple rules, put there for some…

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