Kobe is old, Lakers suck...that IS the humor.

It's obvious how much you don't care by the way you wrote a big ass post addressing this. It's obvious how evolved you are by the way you generalize about an entire region. Nice work!

I don't think it's hard to be a feminist so much as it's hard to fit the fundamental ideals of feminism (overall equality) into the mold and conversation we seem to be stuck with in 2014.

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The weather is beautiful, Burning Man has rid SF of most of its insufferables for a few days and college footbaw is finally here. All is right with the world.

I sure can:

You, sir, just summed up everything that's wrong with everything in 12 words. Kudos.

you're crazy

I'm all for good movies. We need more of them. But your original premise was that somehow the reception for "Oz" should have dissuaded them from making this new movie, which is completely backwards, because the reception was great from a financial point of view. "Oz" make a mountain of cash, which is precisely why…

You seem to mistake critical success for the thing that the studios actually care about: commercial success.

I don't disagree with you. But right now they're getting shafted, and frankly, the fruit of their labor is going to everyone but themselves because of the NCAA and their sneaky use of student-athlete. Bottom line, nowhere else in America is it okay to be the producer of a billion dollar industry and literally get paid…

You're new to the Deadspin way, huh?

Yeah, cuz there are so many options where a stellar football player can get paid to play football between 18 and 21 (or for 3 years after graduating HS whatever age he is). Where oh where do you suppose he has an option to get paid to play football?

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

touting one outlier as the norm is a generally accepted definition of deception

"Misleading" maybe would have been better, but I'll stand by deceptive, which I don't think implies that the Seahawks are straight-up lying (which they aren't).

deceptive implies that the statistics provided to support one fact actually support a different fact. In other words the Seahawks are trying to "deceive" people.

Yeah, it's sure been awful to watch.

I was going to post the same thing. It feels weird pointing out how a conspiratorial anti-Semitic might be off on a couple of details, but here we are.

I'm not entirely sure why I feel the need to correct this given the subject matter, but Jimmy Haslam isn't Jewish.