Good for them.

“Huh, some weird part of my brain associates this guy with humor and wonderful people. WHY IS THAT?”

What does inbounds mean though? Inbounds before he jumped, or inbounds after he landed? And if it’s the latter, how much of his body needs to touch inbounds? And if it’s two feet inbounds, can he be bobbling the ball and then step out, or does he need to have possession before he drops the ball or goes out of bounds?…

Wow what a great factoid? Did you know Eddie Murphy was on Saturday Night Live? What a crazy world!?!?!

Jezebel readers catch wind of internet memes roughly 48 hours before Hillary Clinton does. You are all new here.

Breaking: Man who writes for a women’s interest blog and is named after my prom night isn’t interested in a show hosted by “The Sports Guy.”

You think it should be a catch if he jumps up to catch it and drops it before he lands?

You just wrote an article 2 weeks ago that no one should support teams with shithead owners. So fuck off.

2 years/$47.5 mill comes out to about the 2 years/$40 mill the Heat offered after taxes and relocation

“Ad hominem” doesn’t mean “namecalling,” dumbass.

The fuck do you care which sport is “growing” or what’s “healthy” for the site? Durant and Wade leaving their teams is interesting and worthy of coverage.

I’m surprised by people’s distaste for small talk

I’m not saying your argument is bad because you’re a jamoke; I’m saying you’re a jamoke because your argument is bad. Idiot.

Hopefully this one gives you the strength to look up ad hominem in the dictionary ya jamoke.

I hope I never reach the point where a lack of real human contact compels me to desperately try to discuss the weather while in line at CVS buying toilet paper.

Now you’re just making my point numbnuts.

When’s the last time you paid money to watch an i-banker call in a trade, or cheered a college professor’s lecture? This argument is the dumbest of the dumb.

Like the Clippers are ever getting out of the 2nd round.