That does look good.

So in other words, hedge funds backing it up until they can make a killing, but using the smokescreen of “little guy” day traders as cover.

Yeah, but did you know he was actually Batman the whole time?

If you don’t have it yet, you’re in the clear.

You sound a little defensive, enrico.

It is good shit.
But it’s a ripoff of Panda Express’ orange chicken, which is better.

I’d keep the original recipe, add spam to the sandwich, and eat it with a bowl of ramen with chili crisp.

Cream is a substitute for the eggs, which contain much more cholesterol. Also, I don’t think traditional carbonara qualifies as healthy. lmfao

Are the eggs tempered before adding to a traditional carbonara? No.

Doubtful anyone not Italian actually makes it “authentic” in the US anyway.

Bacon and cream, no raw eggs here.

I think this officially settles the “tacos are sandwiches” debate once and for all.

Yes, yes it is.

It’s code for sweep up the homeless and ship them to Los Angeles.

California (or at least SoCal) is Donut Country for some reason. Any mom & pop donut shop is pretty much guaranteed to be better than any chain (with the exception of Winchell’s, which was a SoCal chain before going corporate; now owned by Yum-Yums another SoCal chain).

There’s a list option so you can jump around.

Ok, TIL there is such a thing as bad pizza.

Huge pizza should be a thing. But it’s not unique to Jersey.

It looked like a burn victim.

Shut the fuck up.

What’s with the Godfather reference on the Filet-o-Fish box?

Lol, this is the “keep your current insurance plan” bullshit all over again.

The bullshit being the reaction, not the fact that politicians lie during campaigns and anyone that believes them is literally a chump.