That probably stood for “breve vita.”

It sounds like the answer is “you have high-cholesterol and need to lower your intake of foods with cholesterol.”

Try almond milk. 

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Kelp. Grow kelp.

Apizza is the only good pizza in CT. Not sure why they’re trying to get pizza as a whole and not just settle for their one good thing. Lol.

I guess NYC does it too, since the best pies are from Brooklyn, but they pretend the dollar slice places are equally as good. Fuck outta here.

They’ve got a portfolio. He can also be on that Star Wars...oh, god, he’s trapped.

I mean, curds are good, but I don’t understand the fetish.

Give me some real cheese anyday. The baby cheese is only good for some uses.

It does say leche, but I still maintain it’s probably a different quality of milk and likely not the same consistency as our grocery store milk.

Tapatio here. We eat both. One is for holidays (pozole) the other for weekend hangovers or just breakfast (menudo).

They’re not interchangeable. They’re different species.

This probably is intended to made with Mexican crema and not milk. I would use plain yogurt instead, unless you can get real crema.

Why is the cake saucy like a tres leches? Is the caramel milk pretty liquid?

If so, have you tried preparing it like tres leches (baking it, letting it cool and then saturing it with the liquid)?

Fuck anyone politicizing this at this point.

Everyone really should be wearing N95 rated masks, if they can afford them and find them. KN95 is the chinese standard and probably not as well-regulated as N95 so stick to N95 and make sure they’re not counterfeit.

They were a man-in-the-middle whose real business was selling info on trade to HFT and hedge funds who could move vast amounts of stock in microseconds. They were always owned by the hedge funds, so when their buddies started losing money...

But a burger in there and it’s 2010 again.

So your solution is to nationalize large swaths of the economy (the only real way to accomplish what you’re suggesting) rather than raise the minimum wage to match inflation. Sounds smart.

Stay salty, homie.

Nah, these were our local anarcho-morons. They’re legit stupid.

Oh, fuck yeah. Getting the timing down so it’s soft but not dissolved takes some mastery. You can put it on your resume.

That’s not how hierarchies work at all.