Let me say this in Spanish so everyone understands: NO.

He’ll be impeached by Friday, but they won’t try him before he leaves office.

I’d rather get a result that prevents him running again. 

I’d rather get a result that prevents him running again. 

The first trial was SPED up, you’re forgetting that. Everyone’s pushing for a speedy trial, but remember the reason the first time failed is because evidence wasn’t collected or allowed to be presente. It was just “let’s get it over with.”

I mean, more videos are coming out and this thing isn’t looking any prettier. I think that concern is valid, but that’s where some horse trading and arm twisting comes into play.

If he can get his US AG nomination confirmed right away, Trump is going to get bent over a barrel by the DC AG handling the investigations.

Oh, shit, you’re right. If I were ever asked to draw the face of a horsefucker for Pictionary, it would look like that.

*confirm Biden’s nominees* This is the problem the Dems face.

It took 38 days, though.

This is a whole Cabinet of folks that needs to be confirmed by the Senate, with Republicans expected to filibuster.

Sadly, mcConnell’s gonna run out the clock to the last second, giving Pelosi the bad choice of tying up the Biden administration’s first hundred days with a Senate trail or waiting until after to hold the trial. He’s still going to be impeached before he leaves office. The trial just won’t be held until afterward.

Can’t decide if he was the best Ironic Death or the “Don’t Tread on Me” lady who got trampled.

Did you hear about the MAGA that tazed his nuts and died?

Lol. Trump got impeached.

You missed one:

Listening to ice cream brands for your political analysis is beyond stupid; what does Wendy’s think?

It’s the Blood of Christ ™, not the Blood of Chris Kirk.

I hope Biden does to Trump’s legacy what Trump tried to do to Obama’s: wipe it from existence forever.

She’s like a Selena Gomez deep fake created by the Deep Dream Generator.

I was just hoping it would happen after my time. Oh, well, let’s enjoy living in interesting times.