White people age like Baby Yoda, I guess.

“I’m a 22 year old girl” = “I thought I was a White woman, folks, and he’s a Black Grown Man at 14, where is my privilege?”

This bitch deserves all she’s about to get.

TimTams, but I think they sell them at World Market. Gansitos used to be hard to get outside of certain areas, but Costco now carries them.

He might still find some novichok in his Depends after he’s ousted.

If she lives in DTLA, all her friends are White is why.

That video yesterday made it seem like his brain is mushier than ever.

I didn’t realize she was in Trump’s Cabinet.

Simmer down there. It takes time to boil a frog.

It’s hard to tell truth from fiction nowadays. This is the kind of excellent reporting we need now more than ever, during the national turmoil of the chicken wars.

Yeah, he’s better at organizing a first response than even our military.

Chef God was also there.

Lot of deleted Twitter accounts today.

Yeah, this wasn’t the revolution. But a weak response will just encourage them next time.

It’s a little soon for this take. Congress is not ever gonna move quickly. I fully expect impeachment unless his dumbass resigns or gets 25'd.

First thing I said when they breached the doors was “these people have an alarming lack of bullet holes.” Not that state violence is always the answer, but sometimes it is.

Capitol Kops literally opened the barricades for these terrorists during the coup attempt.

So these guys are just going to be loitering? I guess they’ll still be allowed to wear their kid gloves.

Grew up with See’s and used to think they were the bomb; then I discovered artisan chocolates as an adult (yeah, yeah, stuff it). Like night and day. See’s probably used to be better, before they went full corn syrup, but now they taste no better than a box of Whitman’s or Russel Stover’s from CVS.

That’s two Karina’s in a row showing their whole island asses.

Too bad you can’t hold a televised event remotely.