I wish there was a video and Disney released it as Tron 3.0

Uh...since the first White man set foot on this continent. 

This country just bared its ass to the world by barely doing the right thing. 

Yeah, but they’re all destined to get Covid and an early grave for many of them. The weakened in Florida will get eaten by gators. Natural age will take the rest.

Eh..not using it, just not wasting a jail cell on an addict when there’s perfectly fine criminals to lock up.

LSD and shrooms were just legalized for mental illness treatment in Oregon, so I expect to run into him at some point and will give him a stern talking to. Don’t sweat it.

Really, really surprised no one has developed a cheap, washable and reusable full-face helmet that can be handed out by airlines, malls, theaters, sex shops, clowns. It’s been almost a year and all the part are there. We’re not going to wait this shit out, and we’re too stubborn a species to follow rules consistently.

1/4th of the way through my wheel of smoked gouda. Really regretting having gone with the smoked option.

It’s an E.T. pin on the right, and I think Mickey Mouse riding a broomstick on the left. Center pin is too small to make out, but it’s probably a swastika.

Might eat a whole wheel of cheese.

And that’s how they vote in Seaside, OR.

“White Latinx and Mestizxs”

Now do Burbank next.

Pasadena had the first Black community in the area, which is why you see the segregation. Segregated like a city on the East Coast is what you meant to say.

Dope MCs

From your chart to God’s SARS.

“What’s Wrong With America Right Now?”

The answer’s in the photo.

I just do a backflip after I pour the eggs into the pan. Much faster and cooler than this boring TikTok. 

So you need to drink a 12-pack just to feel buzzed, just like real PBR.