It’s like the white version of Us.

Thank you. Everyone has been missing some March-madness level of intensity in these games. It’s been killer balling. 

Let’s also not forget everyone outside of SoCal hates the Lakers and Miami =Who?

It isn’t clear if this is in the premium tier or not, because if I’m asked to shell out PPV money on top of the subscription, well, I guess I can wait until Easter.

“When I arrived, this person, one of the most prominent civil rights authorities of our time, explained that this upcoming election was gonna be scary and bloody for Black America. I’m talking Reconstruction bad. I don’t know what the hell they wanted me to do about it”

You must have gone to Lou Malnati’s. 

This dude dresses like an 80s cholo, so don’t be surprised...

NO

NO

The moderator is screwed.

The Spanish Army has already field-tested this strategy.

They’ve come a long way, baby.

I miss being able to sneeze on the sneeze guard. 

Yeah, Trump is a loser with covid. I like heros who don’t get captured.

see: also the man who yelled “I would die for that man” at his joyride yesterday, and meant it.

That white family adopting a local black family shit is bonkers, man.
I’ve got nothing.

Huh. My algorithm is 20 year old girls showing off their boobs while “dancing” for some reason.

I think Hicks gave him corona and he gave her syphilis. Is what I think went down.

I hope every fucking Republican senator gets it.

I think she was mad that they wouldn’t let her spin whatever feeble attempt she was making to reunite one of the families into positive PR for herself. Instead they stuck her with Christmas duty. That’s how I heard it. She’s still a heartless bitch, but a conniving one in my interpretation.