This is a food surface problem, not specific to any food type. Exposed or packaged non-meats will probably also test positive if any infection occurred at a shipping or packing plant. I’m just going to marinate everything I eat in Bacardi 151 and possibly flambe every meal.

As if Halloween is going to happen this year. The only thing I’m handing out is warning shots.

Yeah, that was disgusting. It’s like a trough. 

Can’t believe monocles are still dropping in 2020 over women being overtly sexual.

All I can see is the at-home version of this:

You just described.....nachos.

I heard they’re planning to shut it down and re-open as a new Japanese-Irish fusion place called Robot O’Yaki.

Hey leave Panda Express out of it. It’s “authentic” American-Chinese food made by Chinese-Americans P.F. Chang is the copycat.

Normally I’d be worried about the Lakers meeting the Blozers in round 1, but there’s no home crowds, no loud arenas to feed off. Lakers got this.

That gene is also associated with supertasters, so you could just be tasting all or some of the chemical additives individually.

Yeah, I’m not paying for hot takes or to comment.

Converging lines.

If you haven’t already done it: the fuck you waiting for? https://vote.gov/

An abacus.

This is it exactly. It’s the polyester spandex fabric that basically aerosolizes big droplets. I’m sure a cotton gaiter would have been as performative as a cotton face mask, and a polyester face mask would have done worse.  

He might as well have called it Weak Ass Pundit with the self-ownage he inflicted on himself.

This was his best (possibly only) choice even though I figured he was waffling because he was going to choose Warren. It shores up the Dem votes, despite the dropping hoteps, Bernie Bros and anarcho-fuckstics, with big pickups from the remaining moderate Republicans in white suburbia.

Covid’s gonna clean house in the rural areas, don’t you worry.

Because we’re an English colony.

She’s his biggest fundraiser. She gets them $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Oh, votes? Are we talking about votes?