He’s only committed to picking a woman. Not a woman of color.

He’s doing the “Statue of Liberty Play” and is going to select Warren as his VP. 

 Just needs some autotune.

That’s a play right out of the LA Riots. 

The [Russian] Man.

Yeah, ‘member all those bad LAPD cops from forever? They now work for the Sheriff’s departments, where there is even less accountability.

“Blue-Blockers” so you can see no evil.

Rice is the better pick, but his campaign badly needs some (positive) energy. So it’s going to be K-Harris. Don’t sleep on Benghazi being a big motivator for the right if Rice is selected. These are the same motherfuckers who believed in Pizzagate.

What does he mean, because I’m trying to parse if he means political diversity, racial diversity, or Tupac v. Biggie versity?

But would you eat these for breakfast:

Don’t you mean chanclx?

Their fried chicken is legit and the only thing they can boast about doing better than diznee down the street. That said HELL NO.

I think Melania summed up the meaning of “it is what it is” best:

*Cue Saved By The Bell Intro*

It’s also the amount of caffeine we drink (i.e. way too much to be healthy). Since one can develop a caffeine tolerance, starting kids off on that unhappy road early is a terrible idea.

The main reason for kids not to consume coffee is because of the side-effects and because high-doses of caffeine can be toxic:

That’s okay, make room in your diet for the better snack: Gansitos.

Just 499 more to go, Joan.

Psst... “whites” and the concept of modern races didn’t exist until the Reconquista, although they were classified as “castes” and not racial hierarchies (that would be a few centuries later). So, no, the Romans did consider themselves “white”. They were Romans first and foremost and all other affiliations were not…

That “B” can easily turn into an “F,” just saying....

As if we needed more incentive to vote his ass out, now you’re dangling the possibility that he’ll end up in jail after the election? Count me in twice.