Converging lines.

If you haven’t already done it: the fuck you waiting for? https://vote.gov/

An abacus.

This is it exactly. It’s the polyester spandex fabric that basically aerosolizes big droplets. I’m sure a cotton gaiter would have been as performative as a cotton face mask, and a polyester face mask would have done worse.  

He might as well have called it Weak Ass Pundit with the self-ownage he inflicted on himself.

This was his best (possibly only) choice even though I figured he was waffling because he was going to choose Warren. It shores up the Dem votes, despite the dropping hoteps, Bernie Bros and anarcho-fuckstics, with big pickups from the remaining moderate Republicans in white suburbia.

Covid’s gonna clean house in the rural areas, don’t you worry.

Because we’re an English colony.

She’s his biggest fundraiser. She gets them $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Oh, votes? Are we talking about votes?

He’s only committed to picking a woman. Not a woman of color.

He’s doing the “Statue of Liberty Play” and is going to select Warren as his VP. 

 Just needs some autotune.

That’s a play right out of the LA Riots. 

The [Russian] Man.

Yeah, ‘member all those bad LAPD cops from forever? They now work for the Sheriff’s departments, where there is even less accountability.

“Blue-Blockers” so you can see no evil.

Rice is the better pick, but his campaign badly needs some (positive) energy. So it’s going to be K-Harris. Don’t sleep on Benghazi being a big motivator for the right if Rice is selected. These are the same motherfuckers who believed in Pizzagate.

What does he mean, because I’m trying to parse if he means political diversity, racial diversity, or Tupac v. Biggie versity?

But would you eat these for breakfast:

Don’t you mean chanclx?