The trick is to be rude to everyone all the time, just to be safe from invitations to dinner.

Probably something revolutionary that will save us from climate doom: soylent green.

Yeah, no thanks; I’m not going to Beaverton.

Turns out quirky was just mental illness and the only diversity is in addictions.

In Asia, chefs have been perfecting a method of hollowing out entire loaves of bread and stuffing them with toast and custard. This sounds truly magical.

The Oscars For Cowards  Drunkards.

Baby Yoda is probably a chayote, so he would pair well with something buttery and spicy. 

Cannabis vaping is another beast altogether, assuming you’re sourcing your cartridges from reputable, legal retailers and not some drug dealer in an alley. The culprit in all the vaping related illnesses was the additives, so stay away from any cartridges that contain “flavors” other than cannabis terpenes. 

Don’t count it out yet. There’s still time.

Just skip the bisquick and use tortilla chips.

4) You can pipe the weed smoke directly into the room instead of smoking blunts.

Better because real and not make-believe (inside the logic of the make-believe comic).

Better than taco bell is not a hard bar to meet. 

Make them as tall as biscotti and we have a deal.

Or jam a straw through the bottom is more like it.

You can still order one with this neat hack:

“Storm Trooper #4?”

I’m sure a live-action Return of Jafar is right around the corner.

I dunno, I fancy a good curry, too.

Rise like the beer batter that protects you.