nah

WFH (working fucking high) today.

I mean some stores I frequent already have banks, jewelers, dry cleaners, coffee shops. I could, theoretically, just hide in the walk-in freezer and live there for the last two years. Theoretically, I mean.

Even everyone’s racist uncle showed up! 

More for us rats.

These people are as pathetic as this man, so they lap it up because lies is all they have to cling to.

Indigenous Genocide Whitewashing Supper.

I hope you don’t get fired for engaging in political discourse on Kinja, Michael.

That’s not how you bleach your arsehole.

lol, this was obviously created to bring some tech bro a beer. 

This sounds better than the canned version, but I still don’t get why folks don’t just serve the casserole components as a sauce for fresh green beans, preferably pan fried ones. Cooking it all together just creates mush. I get that people are going for convenience on Turkey day, but is a casserole that fights for…

Because dogs can shift gears but not turn the ignition.

Yeah, this is like admitting you added extra arsenic to the poisoned food you served your dinner guests.

“Elsa and Anna have a more-than-sisterly relationship”...uh, gotta get that Alabama money, I guess.

Canadian pizza chain...

Damn, now I’m wishing for Holder to run. His constituency would be everyone; he’s like the Black Obama.

Can’t really be any worse.

The account linking is optional, but they definitely don’t have strong password enforcement. Everyone should be using a password manager these days anyway.

I think he just went to the morgue to get his bronzer done right. Morticians are pros.

Well, they have been practicing for 20 years.