Don’t tease us like this.

I don’t think we can lay this one on the Boomers, folks. This one’s all Indiana.

No one’s asking the pertinent question: how did a sex robot become a judge?

“And that, children, is how boys are made.”

Where’s the segregated seating, or is that what the outside chairs are for?

The assholes in my area have decided to solve this non-problem by feeding squirrels peanuts. So now they’ve weaponized squirrels into a peanut-allergy delivery system. 

Squirrels lose about 74% of the nuts they bury, because they’re stolen by other squirrels.

That looks exactly like what I would picture a kiddie diddler having as a sandwich: too much for all the wrong reasons.

He probably had an over 4-hour dereliction of duty.

I can’t get over the canned green beans. Hating mushy green beans served at pre-school lunches is my earliest childhood memory.

The Snyder Cut is like 40 minutes of Batman and Superman doing crossfit.

He’s probably too busy enjoying creole food instead.

I honestly think he was saying something like: don’t destroy the system now that non-Whites are getting some traction from it. Use it to change things for those who have been left out of it historically.

Lol, this was about twitter activism being the only activism most folks engage in and he was saying folks need to step into the streets (and punch a nazi).

That’s for their moms. The kids are banging out O-O-O’Reilly Autoparts.

They’re for walking on water.

Thank goodness this is just about this sandwich, and not a preview of things to come when we run out of chickens due to climate change.

So he’s grooming his daughter for some other pimp, huh.

This motherfucker probably isn’t above threatening the doctor, either.