I had to switch Starbucks because the barista was getting *too* friendly, if you know what I mean, and I wasn’t feeling it. Fortunately there’s literally a Starbucks at each cardinal direction from my work, so it was easy.

Con Air was his peak.

Who’s the best back-seat driver, tho?

Situational driver = best driver.

Okay, but....why?

It’s not all bad: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ne8y3b/go-media-editorial-director-who-told-deadspin-to-stick-to-sports-resigns

I thought it was a dirty hippie phase, or a Burner girl these days.

Wake up sheeple, this is what the drones are for. It’s all a conspiracy...*checks notes*...actually, it’s a business plan.

Alternatively, she could with the line I always hear when I approach such women: “Not Interested.”

It was probably the gravity well created by so many Alabamers. 

His tensorflow was wack.

They were different beasts, like donkeys and zebras. 

All of my “it was worth it” waits involve pizza for some reason (with one notable exception).

Thank you, I was hoping for this article after I noped out of a long-ass line this past Sunday. No fast food is worth waiting for because then it’s no longer fast food. It’s just logic folks.

Maybe we should erect a monument to all the White people responsible for Emmett Till’s death. We’re going to need a big monument to fit all the names on the Murder Wall. 

I think he’s accusing you of being a line jumper. The line starts back there with the Puerto Ricans with Spanish heraldry in their homes.

I tried to get one yesterday (before noon even) and experienced the same thing. It made me wonder where people have all this time to just stand in line (or sit in line) for hours. People have more time than sense it seems.

Wondering if you guys can throw up a post on how to archive your personal Kinja pages, since, you know, they are being shut down. Any links to archive tools would be super.

Same.

We all end up there in the end.