The gist is: if California burns down, the rest of the country is fucked.

He’s probably on the very short list to replace the GOT goofballs for new Star Wars shite.

I’ll tell you what’s going on.

The real crime may be calling this “southern” bbq.

Look, I don’t ever want to side with Fuckerberg on anything, but if Faux News gets to exist, why doesn’t Fauxbook?

Stick to *checks notes* “shorts.”

WWTSWD?

It’s the portion size. This type of hot chocolate should be like an espresso.

It was the Mary Kay lady and that husband was PISSED by how much money his wife spent. 

Read this with a “scary music” playlist from your streaming service.....if you dare.

Just in time for Dia De Los Muertos (de Hambre).

And every team competing gets a “celebrity ghost chief” to mentor them. Julia Childs, Paul Prudhomme and Anthony Bourdain.

“Office work.” lol everyone one of us that survives the next world war will be working in a mine shaft digging out additional tunnels for our growing colony of mole people. So yeah, that’s pretty accurate.

I think you mean:

Oh, well that explains why this sucks.

Uh, that’s how smoking works, dude. You finish one and whoah, where did this other one come from?

Hell is: playing all of these at once.

I know I owned several Steely Dan “cassettes” (cover your ears, kids) in high school and I don’t remember Steely Dan.

This is kind of the strategy. “Ride share” business are now just general delivery businesses, and the best way to control the distribution of something is to control the production of something. Which is why Uber is now in the restaurant business.

These share ride companies are no-margin companies but they are propped up by investors hoping to cash out. That both exploit the same type of worker is not really surprising, since they’re both “gig” jobs. The fact that ride share companies are currently paying more than dishwashing isn’t really something to crow…