And every team competing gets a “celebrity ghost chief” to mentor them. Julia Childs, Paul Prudhomme and Anthony Bourdain.

“Office work.” lol everyone one of us that survives the next world war will be working in a mine shaft digging out additional tunnels for our growing colony of mole people. So yeah, that’s pretty accurate.

I think you mean:

Oh, well that explains why this sucks.

Uh, that’s how smoking works, dude. You finish one and whoah, where did this other one come from?

Hell is: playing all of these at once.

I know I owned several Steely Dan “cassettes” (cover your ears, kids) in high school and I don’t remember Steely Dan.

This is kind of the strategy. “Ride share” business are now just general delivery businesses, and the best way to control the distribution of something is to control the production of something. Which is why Uber is now in the restaurant business.

These share ride companies are no-margin companies but they are propped up by investors hoping to cash out. That both exploit the same type of worker is not really surprising, since they’re both “gig” jobs. The fact that ride share companies are currently paying more than dishwashing isn’t really something to crow…

I wish it were fatal.

Mmm....I can taste the quality developing on my tastebuds.

You let teens in the kitchen and that’s how you get ants.

Man, Uber will go to any lengths to get around labor law, won’t they?

*thinks* There must be a dearth of things to do in Arizona.

Are you offended that they’re offended? Because I’m offended that you’re offended that they’re offended.

Shit on a shingle = shit on toast (that’s literally what it tastes like).

Hyperglycemia on a plate.

Yeah, this seems like a way for the government to eat all the risk so the private lenders can move in and take over all student loans.

Ethics in Hollywood? The fuck outta here.

Fried relish balls.