WHY

I though Seattle had better-than-average teriyaki for a city it’s size? Have I been misinformed?

Nah, he’s in digital marketing so he knows how to create a burner for saying stupid, reactionary shit online.

Yeah, that’s the reason to start.

Then I can’t imagine the literal translation would have been much better. 

I mean: what does Iris Apfel over 80 years ago have to do with Korea? 

What does it have to do with Korea is my question.

I hope they end up giving her more time. 

It’s the smell of a cashed-out bowl that makes them unpopular. I have to be discreet due to my job, so I can’t have anything that stinks on me. Now, I still smoke joints because of this little baby below, but my preference is for the vape cartridges because you really can smoke them anywhere. (They do still smell like…

Obligatory In-n-Out counterpoint:

I mean she probably deserves this fame because she’s figured out the art of cooking in a cramped NYC kitchen, on a budget limited as much by space as her salary, using only ingredients that fit in her tiny-ass cupboards and fridge. Those constraints are what make her recipes almost universal. Me, I just make…

God may forgive him, but the justice system of these United States of America will be sending him to hell.

The extra charge is to get her to turn on Uncle Jesse, clearly the ringleader of a motorcycle gang smuggling cocaine across state lines inside guitar cases.

That’s pretty much the reason: he went to Duke.

What do the Minions think of this?

You’re obviously an evangelical Christian because you think we give a shit about your religion.

Yeah this seems like a gimmick; dirty pizza boxes are currently compostable in my city.

Cinema is being used a code word for “art” here. They’re not art, just popcorn movies. Which is fine, no one cares anymore. We’re all market segmented into our own little niches these days, and if we have to find common ground over some English dude in spandex getting killed by Thanos, so be it.

The catch is that the kids have to work in the kitchen, shelling pistachios. 

They conveniently located it outside so they could hose of the urine his signage will attract.