Like most things in the ‘50s, “wash the dishes” was a euphemism for sex (in this case with the cook in the back). See also: “poke your eye out.”

Soon, I’ll be able to order a sandwich at home with UberEats.

He’s just transferring consciousness to a new body, one with a skateboard so he participate in the X Games.

It can be two things. 

This sounds like the opposite approach of what Bourdain used to do, which was center an episode on the culture (via the medium of food & drink) he was partaking in and finding a common truth. These guys sound like they’re just tourists. Which is fine, I guess. Not everything has to be a deep cut.

something “a little bit more straightforward.”

THANK YOU. JFC, folks.

Yup. This is cracker country.

This guy’s family probably calls themselves Spanish and claims they were never really Mexican.

It’s a sandwich, folks. A sausage sandwich. A wiener sandwich. A frankfurter sandwich. People have been putting wiener into buns throughout human history, and several hundred years ago they also made hot dog sandwiches.

Can we just admit that pop music was better in 2001 than 2018? Is it kosher to say that? I’m saying it.

Yeah, they’re just showing the flour tortilla side of Mexico and not the nixtamal.

All that matters is that he wore 2 necklaces and brought along a big booty ho.

What he means is they all look the same.

You fundamentally misunderstand what is a taco. The tortilla was not created to serve tacos, the tortilla is that which transforms things into tacos. It is like the bread that transforms things into sandwiches, because a taco is a sandwich.

When all the crops die and all we have are fat juicy locusts, you’ll all be lining up for my Chapulin Chalupa Chandwiches.

Or you can also split the bunches.

They’re stealing dogs up here, man.

Every damn day and night in the PDX our doors get tested.

Please spread the word; I hate the long waits.