Yeah, they’re just showing the flour tortilla side of Mexico and not the nixtamal.

All that matters is that he wore 2 necklaces and brought along a big booty ho.

What he means is they all look the same.

You fundamentally misunderstand what is a taco. The tortilla was not created to serve tacos, the tortilla is that which transforms things into tacos. It is like the bread that transforms things into sandwiches, because a taco is a sandwich.

When all the crops die and all we have are fat juicy locusts, you’ll all be lining up for my Chapulin Chalupa Chandwiches.

Or you can also split the bunches.

They’re stealing dogs up here, man.

Every damn day and night in the PDX our doors get tested.

Please spread the word; I hate the long waits.

Get them well-done, animal-style if you want to hit nadir.

Wendy’s spicy sandwich is actually spicy instead of the black pepper spiciness that Chick Fila-A’s mayo demographics prefer. That Polynesian sauce, tho.

I think it’s based on Pewdie Pie.

This whole thing is a like a comedy sketch. Even the shade-throwing witnesses have names out of Clue.

They could buy all the sauces and a hundred tendies and go on an Epcot bender.

Correct.

I have a Ph.D in Internet Studies; I know exactly what I am talking about.

I take back every bad thought, word, emotion, post, comment, Tweet, ‘gram, bathroom graffiti, Craigslist ad, and voicemail that I have ever made about Drew Magary if he bankrupts Univision on the way out the chute. 

You never had a flour tortilla, chief?

Oh, really. Point to me the bottom and the sides of a tortilla.