This isn’t a rabbinical exercise, we’re talking science.

Rotate 90 degrees. 

Nice use of the muffaletta technique.

“Gerber’s Mac & Cheese”? Why the fuck does this even exist?

I thought he was playing a liberal cuck.

Unless you give those people you don’t want to vote an alternate form of ID, like tattoos or cloth stars.

Is this dude a mobster that never figured out the suitcase full of cash angle? Is he really that inept?

I think she should stick to what she knows best: cheese.

Exactly. Thank you. Finally someone who understands non-Euclidean geometry.

It’s okay, I don’t plan on paying it.

The fact that this series exists on the NY Times site reveals that its readership is exclusively comprised of Very Olds.

He’s hoping for a repeat of the Ukraine where the country split into factions and he was able to parlay that into a proxy war. We have more than enough gun nuts and neo-fascists willing to take him up on his efforts.

Most likely the latter. This is to bolster the racists in the Trump camp by providing examples of how minorities are all radicalized Hoteps and Quetzalcoatls.  

This is a trial balloon for a Biden run in 2020. Notice the subtle reference to Obama still calling the shots, so it’s also an announcement for Obama’s run as the Shadow President of the Deep State.

Bacon-wrapped soda crackers, my dude.

It doesn’t have to be if everyone with “swarthy”ancestry would just stop calling themselves white and started calling themselves by their ethnicity.

French house wine from the corner store.

I’m guessing this appreciation is a confluence of their being able to afford better wine at that age and being able to tell the difference. Once you set your bottle minimum to $25, you become much more appreciative of what you’re drinking.

Lol, you do nut want to offer your doughnut hole to the cops to let you go. Unless you want to be filled like a Boston cream.

The challenge is in taking it to the next level, like that impressive idiot on the motorcycle.