That’ll buff right out. I know a guy in the Safeway parking lot who can fix that.

Well, there is that risk, but these agencies each have to issue their own ATOs, so it’s not like ICE’s ATO has that wide of a scope. Inter-agency pressures to contain costs by improving infrastructure with Azure Government would most likely play a bigger role than hurt feelings. 

I would no sooner move out of my house if the toilet backed up than I would move out of my country because a turd got elected President. I plan on cleaning this shit up this November.

Your guilt makes me think it was you..

Not to mention plenty of weed in “COLORADO.”

A more accurate term for the subject of Mencken’s derision is “populism,” what he refers to as “democracy” (direct democracy, as opposed to what we have here). He has been unfailingly accurate about his predictions of what happens when one appeals to the common American moron.

The beauty of America is that we all don’t have to live in the same America. Yet no matter how comfortable our version of America seems to be, we can’t escape the fact that it was all built over an Indian burial ground that was turned into a white trash landfill. This is the trash President this country deserves.

Maybe they couldn’t find a jackpot.

Spindrift is much cheaper and just as good of a mixer. I get mine from Costco where I mix it (the lemon) with the coldbrew they sell. Surprisingly refreshing carbonated coffee drink.

That’s weird. You make an assertion that can be easily refuted with a simple search. You must be stupid.
 

The best part is the title could refer to either the author or the subject. 

The threshold for felony vandalism charges is $400 in damages. These stars cost $40,000 to set up. The bail is a real puzzler.

Next time they should just leave some thermite on top of the replacement star and take to stepping. Makes less of a mess.

You joke, but this is very much the reason. These are their escape pods.

He asks permission before busting out the donkey sauce.

You just got sued for trademark infringement. 

Now think of all the weed you could trade for.

We talking about the chip or Trump’s babydick?

half a kid.

I see an Oscar nomination for JLo’s tush coming.