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It’s okay, I don’t plan on paying it.

The fact that this series exists on the NY Times site reveals that its readership is exclusively comprised of Very Olds.

He’s hoping for a repeat of the Ukraine where the country split into factions and he was able to parlay that into a proxy war. We have more than enough gun nuts and neo-fascists willing to take him up on his efforts.

Most likely the latter. This is to bolster the racists in the Trump camp by providing examples of how minorities are all radicalized Hoteps and Quetzalcoatls.  

This is a trial balloon for a Biden run in 2020. Notice the subtle reference to Obama still calling the shots, so it’s also an announcement for Obama’s run as the Shadow President of the Deep State.

Bacon-wrapped soda crackers, my dude.

It doesn’t have to be if everyone with “swarthy”ancestry would just stop calling themselves white and started calling themselves by their ethnicity.

French house wine from the corner store.

I’m guessing this appreciation is a confluence of their being able to afford better wine at that age and being able to tell the difference. Once you set your bottle minimum to $25, you become much more appreciative of what you’re drinking.

Lol, you do nut want to offer your doughnut hole to the cops to let you go. Unless you want to be filled like a Boston cream.

The challenge is in taking it to the next level, like that impressive idiot on the motorcycle.

That’ll buff right out. I know a guy in the Safeway parking lot who can fix that.

Well, there is that risk, but these agencies each have to issue their own ATOs, so it’s not like ICE’s ATO has that wide of a scope. Inter-agency pressures to contain costs by improving infrastructure with Azure Government would most likely play a bigger role than hurt feelings. 

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I would no sooner move out of my house if the toilet backed up than I would move out of my country because a turd got elected President. I plan on cleaning this shit up this November.

Your guilt makes me think it was you..

Not to mention plenty of weed in “COLORADO.”

A more accurate term for the subject of Mencken’s derision is “populism,” what he refers to as “democracy” (direct democracy, as opposed to what we have here). He has been unfailingly accurate about his predictions of what happens when one appeals to the common American moron.

The beauty of America is that we all don’t have to live in the same America. Yet no matter how comfortable our version of America seems to be, we can’t escape the fact that it was all built over an Indian burial ground that was turned into a white trash landfill. This is the trash President this country deserves.

Maybe they couldn’t find a jackpot.

Spindrift is much cheaper and just as good of a mixer. I get mine from Costco where I mix it (the lemon) with the coldbrew they sell. Surprisingly refreshing carbonated coffee drink.